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people are starting to question the shark bite story
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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