saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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