? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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