bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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