Swine flu. Run for my life!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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