Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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