Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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