what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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