i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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