hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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