Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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