your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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