yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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