Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
