Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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