Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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