Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Someone signed my nipple.
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