He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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