Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
