She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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We just shotgunned beers for America
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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