JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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