Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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