so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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