playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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