Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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