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do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?

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EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.

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(419): do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water? (567): EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now. http://tfl.nu/1pyg

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So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.

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(636): So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man. http://tfl.nu/8qmy

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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.

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(410): we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us. http://tfl.nu/tnpc

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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.

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(707): the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him. http://tfl.nu/x6kf

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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same

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(315): We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same http://tfl.nu/yvn7

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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1

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(517): The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1 http://tfl.nu/3zzc

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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs

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(250): Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs http://tfl.nu/msvp

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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick

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(215): he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick http://tfl.nu/z2ix

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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.

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im still drunk. birthday week begins.

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(704): i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat. (1-704): im still drunk. birthday week begins. http://tfl.nu/iqvd

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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???

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Found 2 Coors, problem solved.

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(773): Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that??? (773): Found 2 Coors, problem solved. http://tfl.nu/6q5w

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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.

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(720): I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo. http://tfl.nu/cdzc

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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes

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(216): Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes http://tfl.nu/70ll

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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me

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(305): Also the fuck cup must be buried with me http://tfl.nu/f60l

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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.

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(309): He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys. http://tfl.nu/x76x

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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night

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(770): Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night http://tfl.nu/c0bq

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