I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My dick has a subreddit
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.