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• (310): View more from California

  So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again

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• (914): View more from New York

  he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.

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• (510): View more from California

  note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts. 

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• (858): View more from California

  Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.

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