Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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