Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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