Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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