you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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