he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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