WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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