I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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