I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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