Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
