it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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