I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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