My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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