I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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