well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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