Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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