East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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