I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
