If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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