There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She's the barista slut.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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