therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
