You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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