awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
If I die, sorry about rent.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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