one two three fourrrrnication!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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