That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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