of course. lets lasso hookers.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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