He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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