at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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