If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize