what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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