plz talk dirty to me
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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